Whose Body Is This?

I thought the last week of my pregnancy was uncomfortable. Yeah right. How come no one told me about what I would feel like after I have birth?!?!? My legs are so swollen that I dont know where my thighs begins and my ankles end. My stitches... oh god! And my boobs! Are you kidding me?!?! No one told me it would feel like I got implants of concrete. This is just insane! I'm told that it will be all going away soon. In the meantime I just sit here and wait and wait and wait....